Steak ? I need some advice.

[billhill999]

I had a big ass cheese omlet this morning, and now I can't stop farting?

Any advice?

 

[steaktartar]

yes dip the ends of an old washcloth in your favorite flavor of juice(i.e. cranberry apple orange) and jam an end in to each nostril.....remove when gas dissipates

 

[Hookandcrook+]

You should of had Nintendo Cereal instead.

 

[GasMan]

Quality thread so far..

 

[billhill999]

Fart = Funny, GasMan.
You should know that.